Wednesday, 23 January 2008

tofu town... filled with girls with tofu complexion

names arent going to be mentioned here, because... just due to privacy reasons... and also couz.. ppl will seriously think im a stalker *though im not really denyin it*

Nevertheless, im sure some of you (well, im sure at least 2 of you) will be able to connect the dots and know who im talking about...

Was chatting to someone i met through one of my BEST friend. As i cant reveal names.. that someone i was chatting to will be called 'tofu 1' and my BEST friend will be called.. erm.. lets just say... 'shit face'

All the while i thought that tofu 1 and shitface were from 'diamonds bay' or teluk intan(T.I), couz shit face told me that they were high school friends and shit face was from T.I.

Wel... i was wrong to ASSUME, as charlie says.. dont ASSUME.. couz it makes an ASS out of U and ME! get it.. lame attempt i know...

back to the story.. tofu1 was actually from ipoh.. (thus explainin why she was fair and good lookin in comparison to shitface) but went to T.I for 2 years for high school and thats how she met shitface

So i was going on about how girls from ipoh are always hot... and really really fair.. good complexion and stuff.. and i was telling her how.. i know another friend.. who has a very hot friend.. and she was from ipoh as well.. ( name for my friend is 'blur2' and name for her friend is 'tofu2')

so tofu1 asked me to name tofu2's name.. and i gave her a rough name..(cant remember the full name), and tofu 1 asked me.. ooh.. she goes to melb uni... ok.. i think her name is this... AND SHE NAMED tofu2's name

gave tofu1 blur2's blog to check out the photo to see whether we were talking about the same person... and we were...

apparently there are a lot of hot girls there...

all i can say.... next time i go back.. im going to ipoh... AND EAST MALAYSIA(mabel should know why)!! to 'survey the place'...

On a last note... all i can say is that..
What a small world huh... or.. well.. what a small town huh?

ps. My definition of hot is actually how sweet the person looks... like.. the type of hot you can bring back and show your parents... yet.. somehow you can take em clubbin and your friends will be like... "man edwin that lucky bastard"
*i thought id defend myself just in case tofu2 reads this posts.. even though thats super farfetched... i wanna defend myself so at least she doesnt think im a total wanker


ps. Daniel.. you up for the trip? hahaha..anyone else want to join for the 'trip'?

10 comments:

Unknown said...

hahahahahahaha
i think i figured out blur2, tofu2 n of course shitface lol

Daniel said...

WHat? you have to even ask me this question?? Of course i'm in!

I'll get my ex-Neighbour to bring us around!

ps. she's single now.

Edwin said...

jason: Not bad not bad!!! not bad at all.. then again.. i expected you to know anyways...

Daniel: dan dan dan... i duno how to say it... i dont even know a word to describe it.. but all i can say is... isnt it ironic? Obviously i dont expect you to know who those ppl are.. but.. isnt it ironic?(have a think about it in your head and you might just get it)

Unknown said...

ironic giler!

p/s: i know who shitface is! :)

Soliloquy said...

WTF??

toetai said...

what you mean WTF har veron? whats so WTF about it?

Daniel said...

skip the details. they are not important!

The important thing is to get to tofu town and sample the tofu there.

You drive I drink. Settled already.

Unknown said...

Tofu sampling? Lol!

toetai said...

i drive you drink? how about this.. i drive.. you drink .. i drink too! hahaha.. it works doesnt it!(note that my alc tolerance is super low since i got here couz i dont drink anymore)

TRUST ME.. the DETAILS ARE IMPORTANT

toetai said...

yea man..tofu sampling.. we should go find some random mountain.. put some tofu in the trunk... put a glass of water at the dashboard area and try to drift without spillin the water(thats the only way to keep the tofu fresh and not to mess up its texture)

well.. that was meant to be initial d if you didnt know.. but.. it can be applied to our current context up to a certain extent id say