How do innocent, naive, geeky, really nice nice ppl (names in my head should not be mentioned) bring along the topic of sex with their partners in bed? How do they do it? how do they dirty talk ? How do they ask their partners to have sex with em? how?
Been wonderin about it in my head for quite a while now... seriously? you can imagine what... horny ppl would do... how most couples would react... but i cant see how... 2 really innocent naive ppl getting together.. getting married.. and initiating a conversation on having sex that nite...
Now im not sayin that all they are weird or anything... couz they are normal and they are just about the nicest person you will ever meet.. kind, down to earth etc... innocent as an angel.. its like.. the image they have is so angelic that .. you just cant imagine them.. trying to get it on?
Reason im sayin this is.. at times when i meet some of my parents friends (couples, of course), you can see that they are so nice, innocent etc.. that you just cant imagine them talking about having sex... no.. im not trying to think of visuals!!! im just sayin.. you just cant think of.. what the guy would say to the girl... or how they would go abouts doing it?
Which brings me to thinkin about some of the people that i know off now... who are so so so innocent and at times.. naive to this sorta topics? that i just cant imagine how it would be like for them in the future.. what the convo would be like and all..and thats why im curious to know!! What do you think?
ps. Sure there are the QBH ppl.. but.. lets talk about the innocent.. innocent.. naive quiet ones.. QANH(quiet and not horny)
Been wonderin about it in my head for quite a while now... seriously? you can imagine what... horny ppl would do... how most couples would react... but i cant see how... 2 really innocent naive ppl getting together.. getting married.. and initiating a conversation on having sex that nite...
Now im not sayin that all they are weird or anything... couz they are normal and they are just about the nicest person you will ever meet.. kind, down to earth etc... innocent as an angel.. its like.. the image they have is so angelic that .. you just cant imagine them.. trying to get it on?
Reason im sayin this is.. at times when i meet some of my parents friends (couples, of course), you can see that they are so nice, innocent etc.. that you just cant imagine them talking about having sex... no.. im not trying to think of visuals!!! im just sayin.. you just cant think of.. what the guy would say to the girl... or how they would go abouts doing it?
Which brings me to thinkin about some of the people that i know off now... who are so so so innocent and at times.. naive to this sorta topics? that i just cant imagine how it would be like for them in the future.. what the convo would be like and all..and thats why im curious to know!! What do you think?
ps. Sure there are the QBH ppl.. but.. lets talk about the innocent.. innocent.. naive quiet ones.. QANH(quiet and not horny)
23 comments:
whoa the posts have increased !
:)
nice to see ur assignments handed up on time !!!
as for those ppl..keke...innocence is all a mask !
haha.. yeah man.. assignments all done and over with.. now... if i can study for my exams in time.. hehe
innocence is all a mask.. you reckon.. how bout those.. reli reli reli reli innocent ppl... like.. full on!
okay.. first of all, i don't think couples have a conversation about sex before they do it.
they are probably already horny (and horniness tends to be contagious) then touch here and there a bit.. next thing you know..
BAM! doing it.
but, if you wanna learn a bit about initiating, haha.. you should check this video out. (i promise it's not porn!)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wN0oDnoc3-c
hahaha.. you reckon? but they must at least have the whole convo on like.. man you look gorgeous tonite and stuff like that right?
for example.. pocket boy!! u know who? dont wanna mention his real name.. but pocket boy.. can never imagine someone as innocent as him.. trying to get his groove on..
BAM! doing it? shit man.. im guessin it would hurt quite a bit if it just went like BAM!
as for the video.. all i can say is.. wtf
LOL..Trust eddie to come up with random topics like this, speaking of which, I've watched this movie before, can't remember the title but the soundtrack is the Animal Song by Savage Garden and in this movie, this couple who both have mental disabilities got married and I think they knew bout sex already and they were trying to follow the steps in a book to do it, like literally, put ur feet there, etc..it's kinda cute :p hehe..
hhahaa.. yeah.. figured that .. id try to start a .. topic of the day kinda thing running on my blog... haha
Is it.. hmm.. still dunno leh.. still cant think of how ppl like pocket boy would do it...
Just curious thats all
ps.. if you wanna know who is pocket boy.. ask me on msn.. not good to reveal here...haha
i know who pocket boy is!
can i just say.. i have been a great influence on him recently and i am sure he is fully capable of initiating.
what more with the killer music skills. \(^v^)/ *sexay time*
oklah.. by BAM i meant a metaphorical wall was passed lah. not literally running into each other. =P
p.s: glad you enjoyed the video.
hahahhaa.. metaphorical wall. for a moment there i was getting worried at my own knowledge extent!!! i was thinkin ' you mean to say all this time i thought i got it all figured out in my head.. and i was wrong?' hahah
As for pocket boy.. i also influence him/her ok.. dont think my influence were good ones.. pretty sure some of it is good.. still.. im sure i have been an influence to him/her
Boy: Girl, can.. I... can I touch your breast?
Girl: Duwan la... later people OH MY GOD THAT FEELS SOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD.. Don't fucking stop...
And btw, I've shifted most of my photos to http://www.flickr.com/photos/harvard_wang
hahahhaa.. funny shit harvard..
doubt the guy would even dare to use the word breast...
imagine med students...using medical terms and shit.. i wonder how would that work..
and i doubt the innocent girl will use words like 'fucking' etc..
man.. is setting up flikr hard? nice site.. had a few friends ask me to use flikr.. but it looks complicated to set up and all...
Go buy those wireless voice transmitters...and plant it under your innocent and not so horny friend's bed.
...best $10 investment...ever!!
Or just try fucking someone
..both works
From Joe (Compelled by Maylin)
hahaa.. hi may lin.. hi joe..
As for the investment in the voice transmitter thingi.. id rather not.. dont wanna invade anyones privacy now do we!
As for me actually doing it.. erm.. ill pass
the transmitter under the bed idea sounds like a pretty good idea actually.
just make sure it's not a good friend. or someone you have to see very often *shudders*
hmmm... transmitter a... hmmm.. someone that im not super close with and someone i dont see very often...
hmm.. who should it be.. ooh..
XIN YU!!
someone i dont see very often..tick!
someone im not super close with.. tick!
someone who is quiet but not horny....no ticks for both of them... couz your a LAH(loud and horny)... just like jeannie!!
hahhahahah
well if i don't fulfill all 3 conditions it can't be me then!
putting a transmitter under my "girlfriend"'s bed will be very very interesting...
What a topic to get the comments rolling in.. i can guess who pocket boy is, and i can imagine the same goes for the "special" girl... =P haha..
Transmitters under the bed, not such a good idea.. Have u been following malaysian news? After the recent minister-filmed-sleeping-with-a-married woman scandal, the hotels are now all sweeping every room to detect hidden cameras...
p.s. i forgot how funny harvard was.. hahaa
xin yu: putting a transmitter under your 'girlfriends' bed? who in the world is your 'girlfriend'? is that meant to be a code name for someone? couz i really dont get it..
isaac: yeah man..trust a 'sexual' related topic to get all the comments coming in... and yeah.. heard about the hotels inspecting for cameras... pretty sure they arent inspecting but putting more cameras in there... but if they do inspect.. its a good thing.. a huge relief for me.. at least now i know i can go and have random sex in a hotel without the fear of having a 'paris' video of me comin up at dvd stalls near you!
ps... just joking k! i was not going to actually have random sex... im serious... dead serious!!! the thought didnt even come across my mind!!!
hahaha
ive actually oso thought of that...specially abt the aunties/uncles haha but yea ive still havent figured how they do it haha..after reading all the posts i still have no clue since obviosuly most of the ppl here are not innocent..any 'genuine' innocent peeps to shed light on this?
hahaha... dont worry jason.. your not the only one.. after readin all the posts i have not gotten even a step closer to my mystery...
Gues we just have to ask pocket boy to let us know in years to come after he has done it ! haha
sick bastards!!!
...all we know is sex and politics...and thinking about Jason's aunts and uncles...
where is the love?
joe you crazy nutter
wth man
sex and politics... thats only you man! haha
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