blond and ditz... pakistani...
so here i was with my friends, having dinner quite a while back... and my english mate Chris was telling us about how he got offered a job from AXA insurance.. that pays 25000 pounds.. and were all happy for him and what not...
About a week later.. whilst we were all in the library.. having late night supper at midnight, kebab with garlic mayo sauce and some coleslaw on it from raj.. the usual... my pakistani friend, who was at the dinner few weeks back as well.. started this conversation...
Pakistani: So Chris, congratulation on your job!
Chris: Why thanks!
Pakistani: So, what did you say the pay was again?
Chris: 25000 pounds...
Pakistani: hmm.. thats not bad.. that actually quite good.. 25000 pounds a month....
ME: errr...what?
Chris: ...
Pakistani: what do you mean what?
ME: what you mean 25000 pounds a month?
Pakistani: yea, chris said he is earning 25000 pounds a month!
Chris: When did i say that?
ME: NO HE DIDNT... he said he is going to earn 25000 pounds a year!
Chris: Yea.. what did you think i was saying?
Pakistani: ??-_-.. you guys are kidding right>?
ME:-_-
Chris:-_-
ME: ...erm.. no we are not? why the hell do you think he is earning 25000 pounds a month?
Pakistani:.... but.. but.. your kidding right chris? your not earning 25000 pounds a year?
Chris: erm.. yes i am!
ME: WTF!!! WTF..How the hell did you think that? WTH!
Basicaly.. you can see where this conversation was headed to, he really thought that my friend was going to earn 25000pounds a month.. who the hell earns that much.. sorry man.. no offence.. but.. its reality.. no one earns 25000 upon graduation... POUNDS!!!
so yeah.. he really didnt know.. reli reli didnt know.. he went on to say.. well.. i was thinking.. 25000 pounds a month was alright, i dont need to get much money from my parents, i can just buy some clothes here and there.. and maybe get some money from my parents when i need it..
WHy the hell would you need money if you are earning 25000 pounds a month... that slike.. RM 150000 a month.. wth
so yeah.. and this guy is like in.. 2nd year already! and he is doing well in his studies. .. but boy oh boy does he have absolutely no idea whats waiting for him in the real world!
When we finally told him that he is only going to earn.. 2500 pounds max... a month when he graduated... well.. lets just say he almost fainted...
ps. on another random note.. i hate management accounting.. a lot.. shit thing is.. im pretty sure i failed it yesterday.. and i will need to look at it again come august when i re sit for it!
so here i was with my friends, having dinner quite a while back... and my english mate Chris was telling us about how he got offered a job from AXA insurance.. that pays 25000 pounds.. and were all happy for him and what not...
About a week later.. whilst we were all in the library.. having late night supper at midnight, kebab with garlic mayo sauce and some coleslaw on it from raj.. the usual... my pakistani friend, who was at the dinner few weeks back as well.. started this conversation...
Pakistani: So Chris, congratulation on your job!
Chris: Why thanks!
Pakistani: So, what did you say the pay was again?
Chris: 25000 pounds...
Pakistani: hmm.. thats not bad.. that actually quite good.. 25000 pounds a month....
ME: errr...what?
Chris: ...
Pakistani: what do you mean what?
ME: what you mean 25000 pounds a month?
Pakistani: yea, chris said he is earning 25000 pounds a month!
Chris: When did i say that?
ME: NO HE DIDNT... he said he is going to earn 25000 pounds a year!
Chris: Yea.. what did you think i was saying?
Pakistani: ??-_-.. you guys are kidding right>?
ME:-_-
Chris:-_-
ME: ...erm.. no we are not? why the hell do you think he is earning 25000 pounds a month?
Pakistani:.... but.. but.. your kidding right chris? your not earning 25000 pounds a year?
Chris: erm.. yes i am!
ME: WTF!!! WTF..How the hell did you think that? WTH!
Basicaly.. you can see where this conversation was headed to, he really thought that my friend was going to earn 25000pounds a month.. who the hell earns that much.. sorry man.. no offence.. but.. its reality.. no one earns 25000 upon graduation... POUNDS!!!
so yeah.. he really didnt know.. reli reli didnt know.. he went on to say.. well.. i was thinking.. 25000 pounds a month was alright, i dont need to get much money from my parents, i can just buy some clothes here and there.. and maybe get some money from my parents when i need it..
WHy the hell would you need money if you are earning 25000 pounds a month... that slike.. RM 150000 a month.. wth
so yeah.. and this guy is like in.. 2nd year already! and he is doing well in his studies. .. but boy oh boy does he have absolutely no idea whats waiting for him in the real world!
When we finally told him that he is only going to earn.. 2500 pounds max... a month when he graduated... well.. lets just say he almost fainted...
ps. on another random note.. i hate management accounting.. a lot.. shit thing is.. im pretty sure i failed it yesterday.. and i will need to look at it again come august when i re sit for it!
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